Friday, August 14, 2009

Bunny Smackdown, Round 二

The last time I held a contest, I pitted Ebi-chan against Hwang Mi Hee to see who would win the great honor of becoming my bunny bride. Eb-chan won, but has yet to return any of my e-mails / phone calls / faxes / telegrams / boxes of dead chipmunks.

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She's due to turn 30 this year, so naturally her career as Japan's top model will be over and she'll have no recourse but to come live in my bunnycage apartment. In the meantime, I'm re-evaluating her runner-up position. For the longest time, I considered 27 year old Koran race queen Hwang Mi Hee to be the #2 bunny in the world,

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but lately I've developed a celebrity crush on 25 yo Gravure idol / AV star Sora Aoi.

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Which one would you choose to cook your meals, clean your apartment, and bring over all her friends and have lingerie pillow fights for your amusement? Additional photos are below. I didn't label them because, if you can't tell them apart, you obviously are not down with bunny and don't deserve a vote. Or to breathe my air.

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And, by popular demand, the NSFW nipple shot of Sora Aoi.

11 comments:

Real Live Lesbian said...

Right now, I'll take any bunny. :) Tell me she makes a good soup!

Hit 40 said...

Definitely no vote for Sora Aoi - obvious plastic enhancement!! DQ for her.

I am with real live lesbian? We need a cook off to pick.

Captain Dumbass said...

I think the runner up should be brought along too. She can get the bad jobs like cleaning the bathroom and taking out the trash.

This is a tough choice, but I'm going with Aoi. And, btw, I had to work to see that nipple shot. I don't think it should count.

Captain Dumbass said...

I think the runner up should be brought along too. She can get the bad jobs like cleaning the bathroom and taking out the trash.

This is a tough choice, but I'm going with Aoi. And, btw, I had to work to see that nipple shot. I don't think it should count.

Jay said...

I think that I would also DQ Miss Aoi because of the enhancements. I prefer all natural.

LOL! Listen to me. As if I would actually be like "Sorry babe, take you fake boobs and hit the bricks!" Yeah right.

I really don't see any reason that there can't be more than one runner up. Like maybe a five or six way tie.

tiff said...

Whichever one doesn't have the big Westernized tits. You hate those.

Unknown said...

How about a toss up between Hwang Mi Hee and Ebi-chan? I will take either.

Unknown said...

I refuse to take sides.

Kira said...

Grant called me in here as the boob expert. I can't determine that Sora has fake boobs from that one bikini shot. She's young enough that being big doesn't mean they have to be droopy, and the way the bikini is made/tied is likely pressing them together to look bigger (and firmer). You also can't just say that a skinny woman with sizeable tits is automatically enhanced because I have known women to genetically be inclined that way without any benefit of surgery. I need to see a shot of her nude. There's a certain natural curve a woman's breasts will have without enhancements. Since the photos are likely airbrushed, I'd find it harder to see the other telltale evidence (most times the nipple has to be removed and replaced so that it sits right on the newly constructed breast).

So, send me a nude picture of her and I can give a better call there. Or send her to me, period. One good feel and I can tell you right away. Shoot, I could even hug her and tell (no, I don't have fake boobs, but somebody very close to me does so I am quite familiar with how they look and feel differently).

Kira said...

Okay, her boobs are real. You can't get that kind of a natural slope with silicon or water stuffed in there. So, those of you who think she had a boob job...were wrong. Try to re-evaluate.

Grant said...

Real Live Lesbian - most are too thin to make good steaks, but you can usually get a good pot of nikujaga or several gyoza out of one.

Hit 40 - you're with RLL? How is she feeling today?

Captain Dumbass - and she can be the secondary backup girlfriend if I accidentally crush the primary one.

Jay - I've now upped the list to three runners-up and hope to expand in the future.

tiff - I only hate them when they are obviously fake and out of proportion. Sora pulls off the big-boobied look just fine.

Whitemist - Hwang Mi Hee already lost to Ebi-chan, so I have to find her an easier opponent.

SJ - then you don't get to use either one when they become my willing slaves.

Kira - thank you, boob master.