Asian Girl Fight

I quit taking Japanese lessons because a) I was too sick to attend, 2) I’ll be in debt to the medical community for at least another two years (probably more), and 三) because I had grown tired of the generally cold reception I got from the local Japanese community. And, no, I didn’t run into meetings or restaurants sporting an exposed erection screaming “BUNNY!” At least, not all the time.

When I ditched the lessons I also deleted a lot of links to Japanese blogs and news sites, mostly because I got tired of daily missives about which 10yo girl just made a porno and/or committed suicide. Unfortunately, one of the bloglists I ditched sometimes linked to a site which featured pictures of beautiful Asian women (they may be rude, but they’re still hot). The site, called something like Asian Girl Fight, posted pictures of two cute Asian women weekly and asked readers to vote for their favorite. I thought this would be easy enough to find again, so I searched on “Asian girl fight” expecting to find the one (and only one) site matching that criteria, and – cazart!

Apparently there is a huge need for videos of Asian women slugging it out, and the Internet has all of them. I didn’t watch any, but according to the descriptions they are illegal bare knuckle fights, the more violent the better. Some included blurbs such as “They really go at it towards the end” and “Lot’s of blood – this is a good one.” Personally, I don’t see the attraction, even with my yellow fever. I suspect people who watch those videos would use Million Dollar Baby as masturbation material.

My idea of an Asian girl fight would be two roommates returning home from a hard day of looking cute who strip down to their sexy lingerie and have a pillow fight (unless the porno industry has been lying to me, I understand this is typical among women). After the pillows rupture, showering both with slowly cascading feathers, they would collapse into each others arms, flop on the couch, and lick the sweat from each others’ bodies. Side note – fap fap fap.
Anyway, I wrote all this as an excuse to post bunny pics and start my own Asian girl fight poll. Featured today are Ebi-chan (left) and Hwang Mi Hee (the side not on the left).

Although both are awesome, I think Ebi-chan’s good looks remain despite her attempts to destroy her Japanese-ness (lightening the hair, etc.) whereas Hee’s attempts to look less Korean are definitely a detriment.

Which bunny wins this week’s challenge? If you’re not sure, imagine them naked and in bed and decide who would be on top.