Five things on tomorrow's to-do list:
Go home for a nap for lunch.
Then eat Japanese food on the way back to work.
See Transporter 3 in the theatre.
Drink beer at Hooters.
Watch Hakaida.
Five snacks I enjoy:
Popcorn! (my dentist wants me to stop, but I have priorities)
Pocky.
Chuka wakame.
Beef jerky (especially teriyaki).
Japanese hotties.
Five things I would do if I were a millionaire:
Pay off all debts (the hospital still owns me).
Buy a new car.
Buy a new computer.
Buy a new TV.
Buy a Japanese girlfriend.
Five places I have lived:
Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Nashville, Tennessee, USA
Gelnhausen, Germany
Various tents in the sand, Saudi Arabia / Iraq / Kuwait
Atlanta, Georgia, USA (the most awesomest place in the world despite the paucity of hot J-bunnies)
Five jobs I have had:
Busboy at a steakhouse
Various fast-food jobs (including McDonalds, Wendys, and Subway)
Kmart shoe salesman
US Army Infantry (aka legal professional killer)Professional Author (I count the six bucks I made selling a story to Hadrosaur Tales, even though the check bounced and cost me $20 in banking fees)
9 comments:
i'd like to read that story, sir.
Did you happen to mention things Japanese? Nah why would you!
So you wouldn't start a J-bunny import business with your million dollars? I think you're missing an opportunity there, Grant.
You got me hooked on that damn pocky, too. Screw you. Especially bad--liking that dark chocolate pocky that I can't get anywhere at all except maybe the Tomato Store near you. I can find some of the other ones at World Market at least. Waaah!
Well, I see that there ARE rules for this meme-ing thing. Who knew?
Forgive my monster meme of today. From now on, they're short and sweet, just for you.
crys - ironically, it's my least favorite, so naturally it was accepted by the magazine with the most circulation.
sj - you'll never find anything remotely Japanese around here.
joe - you're right, I should start an all-girl Japanese boarding school in the art of underaged sluttery in my apartment.
kira - I'll trade you some for an Asian schoolgirl.
tiff - of course there are rules on Internet posting. We can't just be allowed to post anything all willy-nilly.
Come get me on your way to Hooters.
Wednesday -bleah.
I'm tardy to the party.
You were a busboy? Oh what tales you must tell......
jgrrl - unfortunately they never have Asian waitresses. Typical Asians don't meet the desired boobage for the job.
mq - out of all those jobs you think busboy is the exciting one?
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