Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Random Tidbits

I switched back to the old template, with a few minor modifications. I didn’t like the sidebar on the last one.

It occurred to me that if my blog is listed somewhere and the title abbreviated, it could read “Random Acts of Disco.” If this happens, people will bleed.

Butterscotch tried to convince me that she is actually the Ninja Bunny Dentist, but I called the dental office and nobody there could answer my moose questions, so NBD is clearly not Canadian. Still, I reflected on the color of NBD’s skin and it does look like butterscotch. Naturally I want to taste her now. So the question is, do I drop by and ask if I can lick her?
“It’s not a sex thing, my angel of pain. I just want to know what flavor you are. If you are butterscotch, I’ll know not to get you anything strawberry, although chocolate will still work.”
Or do I call for an appointment first?

11 comments:

sands of time said...

You could try telling her your sense of taste has gone and ask to lick her neck as a demonstration.

annush said...

make an appointment...better for her to be prepared!

annush said...

actually...i was thinking we could email her a link to your blog...maybe she'll volunteer to lick YOU!

Nobius said...
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Anonymous said...

I'll lick you Grant baby.

Anonymous said...

I am already reading your blog...

Valkyrie said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one hot for his literary bod.

Spider Girl said...

Probably there are people out there who would be incredibly intrigued by "Random Acts of Disco". :)

Thanks for the NetFlix recommendation, by the way.

Nobius said...

You mean this isn't a disco fansite?

My live has been ruined.

AVA said...

I'd definitely boycot any blog with the world "disco" ;)

Weary Hag said...

Believe it or not, I'm old enough to have COMMITTED random acts of disco. No really. At 2001 Odyssey in Brooklyn, long before Travolta ever stepped onto that lighted dance floor.

Now that I've revealed this, are we still friends? I think we ought to be - NBD being my first cousin and all.