I saw a sign that said "We ship anything, anywhere, anytime", so I asked them to send a unicorn to Mars in 1832. They hung up on me! Should I call the BBB, or man up and set them on fire myself?
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6 comments:
first flaw- unicorns aren't things, they're people.
You are still blogging. I started a new blog. You won't like it, but I'm going to link you. How's life?
Report them for false advertising.
That was stupid on their account. Ask me to ship a unicorn to Mars in 1832, I'll say "Already done. Don't believe me? Go check."
Geez. What are we teaching kids these days in school?
tiff - unicorns aren't people, they're lunch meat.
Susan - life is still letting me exist for now.
PBS - I can't find the ad for the false advertising people.
Gib - I would have gone one further and mentioned the late fees for the shipment that took place in 1832.
I'd call the BBB. Liars.
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