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THANK GOODNESS there is now a way that I can both constrict my lungs until I am unable to breath AND painfully pull all the skin that belongs on the sides and back of my torso around into the front to provide stuffing for my underwear!
Susan - boobs create gravity and cause3 the sun to rise every day, so you obviously hate all of humanity and want us to die.
noceleryplease - I was worried for humanity's loss when we unwisely dumped the corset, but thankfully hot Asian chicks pulled us back from the brink of destruction.
Captain Dumbass - on behalf of China, you're welcome. I hope Supreme Leader enjoys hers.
tiff - I've already mailed yours. I expect pics on your blog.
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I don't like boobs. I will never understand why so many men think they are awesome.
THANK GOODNESS there is now a way that I can both constrict my lungs until I am unable to breath AND painfully pull all the skin that belongs on the sides and back of my torso around into the front to provide stuffing for my underwear!
Whew!!
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Um, no.
Susan - boobs create gravity and cause3 the sun to rise every day, so you obviously hate all of humanity and want us to die.
noceleryplease - I was worried for humanity's loss when we unwisely dumped the corset, but thankfully hot Asian chicks pulled us back from the brink of destruction.
Captain Dumbass - on behalf of China, you're welcome. I hope Supreme Leader enjoys hers.
tiff - I've already mailed yours. I expect pics on your blog.
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