Wednesday, March 16, 2011

China - land of innovation

And now - the boob clamp.

Do NOT miss the video if you're a fan of boobies and/or want to know what to get your sweetie for the next holiday.

5 comments:

Susan said...

I don't like boobs. I will never understand why so many men think they are awesome.

noceleryplease said...

THANK GOODNESS there is now a way that I can both constrict my lungs until I am unable to breath AND painfully pull all the skin that belongs on the sides and back of my torso around into the front to provide stuffing for my underwear!

Whew!!

Captain Dumbass said...

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

tiff said...

Um, no.

Grant said...

Susan - boobs create gravity and cause3 the sun to rise every day, so you obviously hate all of humanity and want us to die.

noceleryplease - I was worried for humanity's loss when we unwisely dumped the corset, but thankfully hot Asian chicks pulled us back from the brink of destruction.

Captain Dumbass - on behalf of China, you're welcome. I hope Supreme Leader enjoys hers.

tiff - I've already mailed yours. I expect pics on your blog.