Friday, January 07, 2011

A Quick Prayer

Almighty Satan, Thine is the power and the glory for ever and ever, so mote it be. If You accept my praise and wish me to sleep with this bunny in Your honor, please give me absolutely no sign.

(Rika Sato, 24 yo race queen bunny.)
(click to embiggen)
Thy will be done. Amen.

FYI - glorifying Satan will now be my default reaction to every religious peddler who bothers me at home in an attempt to sell me their lord.


Captain Dumbass said...

Maybe ask them if they have bunnies first. You never know.

Maundering mutterer said...

At one point, I lived in a town that seemed to be full of peddlers of religion who used to accost one on the street. I used to say 'Get thee behind me Satan!' in a loud voice. Worked every time.

Nice bunny. Shortage of Asians in Africa, so I haven't come up with any pics you'll like yet.

NYD said...

Yo, Grant. You sure she's 24?
Looks like she's got the body of a 12 year old...

Get some chicks with curves, will ya!

Maundering mutterer said...

NYD: He's got me! You should see the pics I sent, only he's too much of a gentle-devil to post 'em!

Avitable said...

What if it's a cute Asian religious peddler, hm?

tiff said...

Avitable has a good point. What then, Grant?

Otherwise, you might as well start praying to the dark forces, because it appears the other Gods haven't been coming through for you. :(

Fernweher said...

Yea, its my dream to say "Sorry, I've already found my salvation in the arms of the Dark Lord." But usually I just avoid eye contact and run away. So, major points to you for pushing back boring religious peddling with adventurous Satanic peddling!

Anonymous said...

Even your prayers are funny. How do you do that?
I especially like the "please give me absolutely no sign". A fail proof prayer. :-))

Grant said...

Captain Dumbass - if they had bunnies you would think they would put them prominently on display as a selling point.

Maundering mutterer - I still prefer shotguns.

NYD - not you too. You live in the land of bunny. Surely by now you've accepted that in their perfection they tend to look half the age of their obese diabetic soon to be dead Western counterparts. Or send her to me and I will mail you back one with boobage.

Avitable - those get locked in the bunnycage.

tiff - Satan should owe me one by now.

Fernweher - they might misinterpret your comment to mean you're dating a black guy.

PAMO - first I sacrifice a squirrel to the gods of humor.