Thursday, January 06, 2011


I thought I could either whine about how I hoped 2011 would be the Year of No Unplanned Medical Problems and how by day three it looked like that is already not an option, or about how people are STILL wishing me a happy new year and that makes me want to kill everyone in the building, but instead I'll do a quick meme stolen from Jay who got it from Inside The Actors Studio:

1. What is your favorite word? Discombobulate
2. What is your least favorite word? Crepe
3. What turns you on? Bunny*
4. What turns you off? Hypocrisy
5. What sound do you love? Heavy Metal
6. What sound do you hate? anything from a child's maw
7. What is your favorite curse word? BOOFLAKKEN!
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Bunny wrangler*
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mine
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Sorry about all that. I guess I owe you big time. Here is your key to the bunny ranch*”

*Example of bunny:
Kyouko Hasegawa, 32yo actress J-bunny.


Avitable said...

Well, fine, I won't make you any delicious hypocrisy crepes.

Anonymous said...

Clearly, you are a man of lists. Yep- I'm tired of "Happy New Year" too, but admit I'm guilty of participating in the insanity.
Sorry about the health problems.

Jay said...

I think I'm going to start referring to Heaven as "The Bunny Ranch" from now on. maybe God will get the hint.

Kira said...

Not true for number six. Well, unless you just choose to think of Ariana and Jared as "not children."

unmitigated me said...

Off to Avitable's for some hypocrisy crepes. Before I go, though, I thought I should advise you to visit Waikiki Beach on Oahu. Very Bunny-rich environment.

Maundering mutterer said...

Booflakken? I like it! It has a definite ring to it.

Grant said...

Avitable - well, obviously I wasn't talking about the hypocrisy crepes. Those are fine.

PAMO - couldn't you just scream "Happy Samhain, sinners!" every so often to break up the routine?

Jay - I've already renamed my walk-in closet / cage the Bunnyranch, so maybe you don't want to confuse god unless you want to go to heaven and find it full of work clothes, Japanese textbooks, and an inflatable mattress.

Kira - no kids are as well-mannered as yours, so I'm onto your little trick of employing midget actors.

unmitigated me - that would involve going somewhere. Can I have the beach shipped to me?

Maundering mutterer - scream it during sex for maximum effectiveness.

Lady Tragic said...

I stole this: *Stealing from the Grantichrist! because you're awesome.