Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Because everyone’s on holiday and fewer people than ever are reading the old blog

The thirty day meme thingy lumbers on.

Day 24 → Make a playlist to someone, and explain why you chose all the songs. (Just post the titles and artists and letter)

The Girl in the Bloody Dress, by King Diamond
Battery by Metallica
Efilnikufesin* by Anhrax
March or Die by Motorhead
By Demons Be Driven by Pantera
Wake Up Dead by Megadeth
Death Kiss by Mercyful Fate
ABCDeath by Psychostick

Dear Ebi-chan,

I know that, technically, we have never met, but I love you dearly because you are an awesome mega-cute J-bunny over the age of 30. That’s all I ask for in a soul mate. Therefore I dedicated this list of love songs to you in the hopes that you will come to America and be my blushing bunny bride. That’s just a saying – I don’t actually care whether or not you blush. But we are doing anal.

Most sincerely,


P.S. Bring your twin sister.

* Note – try reading the song title backwards.


Tracy Lynn said...

Thank you for the reminder of your psychosis.

Anonymous said...

Hi Grant,
I just spent some time catching up with your blog. I vaguely remember you having a sign up for a Christmas card and I didn't believe it. I was a non believer. Next year, I'll sign up... assuming you do it again next year.
Anyway, December will soon be over. And that makes me very happy.
Hope the letter works out for you. :-)

Kitty Moore said...

I'm sure Ebi-chan will be rushing over to you esp. after the anal comment...

Captain Dumbass said...

I was walking through the mall yesterday thinking, damn, I wish Grant could be here. Sure, there are more C-bunnys here than J-bunnys, but a bunny is bunny.

Fernweher said...

ASS-ENA? i dont get the second part but it (regretably) makes me think of enemas.

Avitable said...

I'm convinced that you actually listen to the Indigo Girls and Ani DiFranco.

Maundering mutterer said...

Brilliant line-up of songs! I really, really hope she appreciates them: especially Panthera and King Diamond and - oh alright all of them!

I'm so tempted to be a copy cat and make a play list for someone!

Enjoying my 'Christmas Card' enormously. Yours will be late.

Pearl said...


Arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh! Used to scare the crap out of me.

You and I have some things in common, it appears. Well, accept for the fetishizing of Japanese chicks. I can take 'em or leave'em.


Prata said...

OMG Anessa?? Flippin' hot.