Friday, May 14, 2010

Today's post is brought to you by the letter B

Granthain is almost here, and if you're wondering what to get the guy who has less than nothing, may I recommend Beautiful Big-Boobied Bunnies with Beer:


And, thanks Be to Jay for more evidence of Japanese superiority by alerting me to Japanese Boob lasers. Definitely check out the video clip.

10 comments:

Kira said...

I want Boob Lasers, too. That would be totally awesome. I'm not so sure about the part that it absorbs my enemies, though. When she says, "ah, my chest is full," all I could think was, if you fight enough bad guys do they turn into size ZZZZ?

Monogram Queen said...

I want Boob Lasers too - or at the very least machine gun boobs like in Austin Powers! Yeah!

Captain Dumbass said...

I don't want boob lasers, but I'll take that beer.

Liz Hill said...

You didn't post on Saturday so I --being a Boob Laser Queen--decided I'd say Happy Birthday here

Copasetic Beth said...

Hope your birthday was great - I sent a book. I doubt it will bring you as much pleasure as a big boobed bunny, but....

And I LOVE the Great Brain......one of my very favorite series!! Enjoy and Happy Birthday!

Muskrat said...

i'm thirsty.

tiff said...

beer tends to make everything better. Even BBBs!

Gib said...

"Boob Laser" may be the most awesome pairing of words possible in the English language, unless "boob ninja" somehow becomes a real thing.

Robin said...

Oh boob tasers would come in real handy.

Grant said...

Kira - I see no downside to that.

Monogram Queen - maybe you could go for one of each.

Captain Dumbass - boob lasers apparently appeal to women more. I think I'd prefer the beer myself.

Liz Hill - I was too busy partying, by which I mean napping, but thank you.

Copasetic Beth - the Great Brain was my favorite until I discovered Conan the barbarian. He gets women.

Muskrat - bunnies can have that affect.

tiff - you know what beer also makes better? More beer.

Gib - maybe you could tell the makers of that show that she needs to have a showdown with a boob ninja.

Robin - they would teach men not to stare.