I received several nice gifts this year and I plan to masturbate with each and every one of them. I'm going to avoid listing any names here so the generous don't get targeted as easy marks, but if you send me $5 I'll share all the contact info I have on each one of those
Being a pain and reminding everyone of my impending agening proved to be a much better plan than aging gracefully and going quietly into that good night, so take my advice and become a complete twat about it. 30 days may not be enough warning, so next year I'll start a little earlier. Like next week.