Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Rejoice!

We no longer live in a world without a guy named Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.

I once pondered a name change to Lance Luciferian Black, but that name is way more awesome. Have you ever considered a name change? What name sounds good to you?

And in foreign news, in Japan even the Kit-Kats are superior.

3 days until Granthain '10.

8 comments:

Maundering mutterer said...

Actually, a friend and metal-fan I know is called Lance Robert Grace, innit purdy? My own real names mean Manly and Aristocratic and I'm neither, so perhaps I should go for a name change. I think 'Ferocia' might suit me... On the subject of names, I like your blog name muchly!

Jay said...

I thought about changing my name to Faulkner Ulysses Cooper Kerouac.

What? They're all great authors. ;-)

metalmom said...

I am Queen BitchGrande del Universo.

SJ said...

Yeah but Japan doesn't have guys named Stormhammer etc etc.

Robin said...

Robin Elizabeth Spacey.

Grant said...

Maundering mutterer - my own real names can translate to fat and psychotic, so sometimes those things can be pretty accurate.

Jay - that would work better if you added Yeats Oprah Ulysses, because Oprah's book club is big bidness.

metalmom - for some reason I think any guy who addresses you as such will be forced into swallowing his own eyeballs.

SJ - but it will have one named Bunnyslayer Bububu Shartblossom just as soon as my visa / name change request come through.

Robin - then you'd be Kevin's sister, and you two could have sex if you were Japanese.

Monogram Queen said...

Nah, Lance Luciferian Black is way more cool than Stormhammer Deathclaw. That just sounds.... desperate! ;)

Grant said...

Monogram Queen - you don't think Stormhammer sounds kind of Viking-ish?