Wednesday, December 23, 2009

This is the second Sith-related shopping mall dream I've had

So, I was playing Star Wars - Force Unleashed on my Wii and then I had a dream that I was Darth Vader in a swanky boutique shop in a mall purchasing a fancy package of toffee (or was it taffy), but I left my debit card on the counter for a moment and somebody saw my name and discovered my super secret Sith identity so I had no choice but to whip out my lightsaber and kill everyone in the building. I'm not sure what the Great Magnet is trying to tell me here. Either I should take out a shopping mall, or avoid candy due to my diabetes. It's one of those.

My bankruptcy hearing is today, so if I never blog again it's because I was found guilty and am locked away in debtor's prison (I assume they still exist).

8 comments:

Mighty Hunter said...

I'll miss you.

justsomethoughts... said...

yes they do. i'm sorry.
i hope they have a B&W TV at the very least.

Whitemist said...

just break out the light saber and fight your way back!

Captain Dumbass said...

Well, I hope you don't get locked up. If you do, remember not to fight it, it won't hurt as much. Try and picture Sora.

Grant said...

Mighty Hunter - couldn't you visit me in prison and bring me a sugar-free cake in the shape of a hacksaw?

justsomethoughts - if they don't at least have a Wii and basic cable, I'm not going.

Whitemist - my light saber didn't make it past security.

Captain Dumbass - when I picture Sora, she's always on the receiving end.

Ricardo said...

they won't lock you up. I remember my hearing. FUN!

Grant said...

Ricardo - Best Buy wanted me to reaffirm $800 of debt with them to be paid with 0% interest in 18 payments of $50 each (do the math), but we declined. So now we'll see if they really want to repo their used, out of production TV or if it was a bluff.

Monogram Queen said...

Good thing debtors prisons don't exist the way your luck runs :(