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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween
Please remember that any form of Halloween celebration, including imparting good wishes or reading this blog post, counts as devil worship. All hail His Satanic Majesty, our Lord Lucifer. I go now to celebrate His magnificence with the sacrificial six pack of beer. In closing - goth bunny!
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Not quite a six pack, but I celebrated His Wickedness with two beers and a hard lemonade.
I saw the work of your dark lord as I watched him befuddle the good Phillies into oblivion by the malevolent Yankees. I believe His Wickedness convinced someone to throw the game so that we have a 7 game series. I also know that you don't care about this information.
I didn't worship saw a lot of worshipers.
I swear your a Puritan!
You have all the markings!
Everything is eveil.
No sex.
work too hard.
Sees witches every where.
yes, a Puritan.
You're absolutely a hoot!
Captain Dumbass - add a few shots of bourbon and it's a party.
Enemy of the Republic - sorry, I don't really follow soccer, or NASCAR, or whatever sport you were talking about.
SJ - your blog entries are considered sacrilegious enough to satisfy Him.
Whitemist - the celibacy is not my idea, but I'm down with the rest. Now I just need shoes with square buckles and a blunderbuss.
Marsha - enjoying my blog is also tantamount to devil worship.
My halloween: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14237_198630273974_699893974_3932135_2465501_n.jpg
I'm in the pink dress. Is this devil worshippy enough for you?
Correcting the link to http://tinyurl.com/yz7px9o
Fernweher - personally I think dressing like an Asian Catholic schoolgirl with bunny ears would be even more Satanic, but your costume looks great. Lucifer is pleased.
I kind of like this chick.
Ricardo - me too, but I'm willing to trade her for Sora Aoi.
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