Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Boobs

And now that I have your attention, I just wanted to say that I'm still receiving bills from my hospitalization on April 4 (only four and a half months later) and I already spent my money for this week trying to keep up with the current load of hospital bills I have and now my car won't start and it's in the secured parking lot hidden in the hills where I work and I'm not even sure if a tow truck will be able to find this place (the street address is fine, but the hills are a network of secured parking lots and giant buildings for mega corporations). Plus which my credit cards are nearly maxed out with medical debt, so my options for repairs or a new car are very limited. And the grapes I bought for breakfast weren't any good. Bleah.

There is a raging worldwide debate about the authenticity of Sora Aoi's breasts. I have decided to make the final decision on this. My qualifications are that this is my blog, and I'm just as clueless about woman as any of you. So, in my infinite wisdom, I have decided they are in fact REAL for the following reasons:
  1. She was scouted at the age of 17 and chosen for her "big eyes, cute face, and large breasts." Her modeling debut was immediately after she turned 18, and all photos I have seen of her show her as large-breasted. If she had implants, they were a gift from her parents before graduation.
  2. The best argument people have made for them being fake is that they look too perfect (that was my initial assumption as well), which pretty much describes the rest of her.
  3. I've seen pictures of her in various poses and some brief porn clips with a guy kneading them, and they don't have that resistance to pressure and gravity like the silicon ones.
  4. Kira said so.
  5. If Aoi reads this, she may want to have sex with me. When she reads the comments made by people denouncing her boobage, she'll want to poke them in the eye.
And here is a NSFW pic of the breasts in question. Case closed. I love her so.

13 comments:

Enemy of the Republic said...

I have no interest in boobs, yet the title got my attention. What does that mean?

Sorry about all the bs you are enduring.

NYD said...

Amazing. Sora Aoi has a page on Wiki. Just amazing [shakes head and goes off in searh for other bunnies in Wiki.]

tiff said...

If you say so.

Whitemist said...

I always heard that hospitals took better care of you if you stretched your payments out, because they wanted to get their money eventually.
As far as your girl, you got me with the surprise picture. very pretty.

Jay said...

Okay, I will accept that they are real if it makes you feel better. LOL

Hope it's nothing major with the car.

Captain Dumbass said...

Could you fake your death?

Sorry, I was staring slack jawed at Sora's breasts and thought I should leave some kind of comment.

Back to the breasts.

Grant said...

Enemy of the Republic - yes, I really wanted those grapes.

NYD - they have unimportant crap like U.S. presidents, so she should have her own page. I'm disappointed that Rie Komiya doesn't have her own.

tiff - I do.

Whitemist - they do seem to like dragging out the billing instead of just taking your money. I got another new bill from the wound care place for June today.

Jay - actually, you can keep playing the villain here so she won't decide to sleep with you instead.

Captain Dumbass - I've had plenty of near-death experience, so faking it shouldn't be hard. And you could always leave the reliable comment "Boobies!" It's appropriate for such situations.

Hit 40 said...

Not one blog made me laugh today until I read yours!! Well played.

Great boob homework for us!!

Grant said...

Hit 40 - and I'm not even charging for all the research I did.

Robin said...

they don't really look fake to me and if anyone knows boobs it's me. those would honestly be my dream boobs.

R said...

A woman that made a movie called, "Sexy Butt Climax 2004" is OK in my book.

Grant said...

Robin - I dream of those boobs as well.

R - I try to avoid seeing her in any porn because Japanese porn is often so horrible it would ruin any fantasies I have.

Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?


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