Thursday, May 28, 2009

FAQs

Here answering some questions I've received over the eons.

1. Do you find all Asian women attractive?

Um...no. I just go out of my way to post pictures of the attractive ones. I'm funny that way.

2. Don't Asian women get boob jobs?

They do, and I find it just as unattractive on them as I do on Western women. I generally prefer natural to any sort of enhancement. Exception - all hair below the eyebrows can be shaved, waxed, and/or plucked.

3. Why do so many adult Asian women look like adolescents?

They don't. Although Japanese culture is arguably more youth-obsessed than ours (U. S.) and they often have models wear schoolgirl uniforms or other outfits normally reserved for teens, the problem is with you feckin' roundeyes. Your Western standards have become adjusted to chubby pre-teens who dress like hookers. I admit that when I first met my Japanese teacher, I wanted to raise my hand and ask "Are you sure you're not going to grow anymore, little girl?" (she was 31 at the time) But then I grew accustomed to the differences and now I can accept their women as beautiful even if they don't seem to be aging before my eyes and their nipples don't snag on their belt. If this offends you Westerners, I don't care - you'll be dead of a diabetic heart attack soon enough.

Let me know if I can clear up anything else.

15 comments:

NYD said...

I think President Obama made a mistake when he didn't make you the ambassador to Japan, Korea, China or all three.

There would certainly have been an excellent connection between the two countries.

Jay said...

I agree about boob jobs. I hate them. I'm not really a big fan of big boobs anyway. Unless they're magical like Giada De Laurentiis' boobs. But, for the most part, real is far better than fake.

GreenJello said...

I have no clue why women want boob jobs (unless they're really flat, and just get enough to fill out the shirts). Big boobs make your back and neck hurt, and get it the way when you roll over on your stomach.

Smaller is better, in my book. Maybe not in guys' books...

Hit 40 said...

I should be offended...

but you crack me up!! Mr. Condescending (another blogger) is just gross!!! I have to skip some of his posts. Just well..

Your sanity was intact when you posted that the boob job was not good. Why woman would want plastic in them??? I have no idea. A boob job also cuts the nerves. So, they can not feel it when you touch them. How fun is that??

Kerry said...

Thank you for yet another lesson in Bunny culture.

Kira said...

I prefer natural to a boob job for sure, but I like the way actual breasts--real ones that don't just involve a flap of skin and a nipple like on some Asian models I've seen--look on women. Curves are what I find appealing, and it's hard to be curvy without actual breast matter.

But yes, there is a certain point when breasts are too big. I think you even showed us a visual of that one today on your blog. How big is too big? Depends on the height of the woman. I can think of one gal who looks great and curvy with a B cup because she's so short, and another who needs that D cup because she's so damned tall. And of course, the butt ratio is impt too--if the tits aren't big enough, the butt can cause leanage and collapse. I feel sure of that.

Grant said...

nyd - and let us not forget the hot bunnies to the West in Vietnam and Thailand.

jay - I've seen a few women who unfortunately had such an uneven figure that they could have used a little enhancement, but in most cases natural beauty is the best.

greenjello - outside of the porn industry where it seems to be standard to have unrealistic melons, I don't get the desire either.

hit 40 - I've heard the same thing (loss of sensation) about other cosmetic surgeries, like butt and chin implants. Too many women seem to have the attitude that whatever they were born with must be wrong.

kerry - you're welcome. You owe me a dollar.

kira - why are you women so breast-obsessed? Why can't you be more enlightened like us men?

tiff said...

That McDonald's girl needs a bigger uniform.

Unknown said...

Chubby hookers who dress like preteens could be a fetish... hmmm ... no not mine.

Captain Dumbass said...

Cultural ambassador, it's got your name written all over it.

Unknown said...

Your bunnies are cute, I hope that those who have harassed you in the past have left. Keep up the good work, you would be good as an ambassador to any Asian country!

Monogram Queen said...

Nope I think you covered it all quite er, nicely!

Grant said...

tiff - I haven't eaten there in awhile, but I don't remember them being that sexy.

sj - I'm sure they have those somewhere in Japan.

cda - I'm up for it as long as I can declare war at will.

whitemist - my harassers never bug me here, they just spread lies on other sites.

mq - blog more.

Unknown said...

Yeah it's a bad situation when I see 16year olds walking around with beer guts.

As for boob jobs, too much of a good thing can hurt. Natural is fine but I can deal with some enhancement just nothing crazy.

Grant said...

ricardo - I agree - natural is usually best.