FAQs

Here answering some questions I've received over the eons.

1. Do you find all Asian women attractive?

Um...no. I just go out of my way to post pictures of the attractive ones. I'm funny that way.

2. Don't Asian women get boob jobs?

They do, and I find it just as unattractive on them as I do on Western women. I generally prefer natural to any sort of enhancement. Exception - all hair below the eyebrows can be shaved, waxed, and/or plucked.

3. Why do so many adult Asian women look like adolescents?

They don't. Although Japanese culture is arguably more youth-obsessed than ours (U. S.) and they often have models wear schoolgirl uniforms or other outfits normally reserved for teens, the problem is with you feckin' roundeyes. Your Western standards have become adjusted to chubby pre-teens who dress like hookers. I admit that when I first met my Japanese teacher, I wanted to raise my hand and ask "Are you sure you're not going to grow anymore, little girl?" (she was 31 at the time) But then I grew accustomed to the differences and now I can accept their women as beautiful even if they don't seem to be aging before my eyes and their nipples don't snag on their belt. If this offends you Westerners, I don't care - you'll be dead of a diabetic heart attack soon enough.

Let me know if I can clear up anything else.