- Although they may act like they don't like it, women secretly enjoy being groped in a public place.
- Proper military attire for female soldiers should make the average stripper blush (because at any time, a soldier can be called upon to do her patriotic duty, by which I mean a lap dance).
- A woman's true age of sexual maturity / consent is apparently around ten.
- The most appropriate punishment for any offense is to make the woman publicly undress.
- A normally developed twelve year-old should weigh about 85 pounds and sport a 38DDD bust. Apparently our country (USA) is full of genetic freaks.
- And, of course, the first rule of J-porn (which also applies to real life):
* I've subsequently renamed my head The Mucus Factory. Production is at an all time high.