Previously, while slaving in Kmart, they played a wide selection of xmas tunes (where wide = about 4) that included a show tunes version of Jingle Bells that somehow failed to rise to the level of competence normally displayed by kindergarten classes hitting the rum (sample lyrics - "Jajajajajaja Jingle Bells! Jajajajajaja Jangle Bells!"). This still wasn't as bad as the country music love ballad written to Santa Claus, wherein the singer managed to add an extra syllable to his name. Seriously - every line began with "Say-ant-uhhhhh..."
Which was not as bad as this one. I don't know the title, and I don't want to know. Rather than sing the lyrics, the woman primly pronounced each syllable as if it was made of glass. Actualy lyrics (that I can remember) were:
Little toy train
Little toy tracks
Placed in a box
Carried in a sack
Carried by a man
Dressed in white and red
Little boy, isn't it time you went to bed?
While driving home I literally had a vision of
Happy Hannukwanzaaramadamasux ya'll.