Thursday, November 06, 2008

The greatest pre-post-election article

is here. I sincerely wish I had written it, but I didn't so I'm humbly linking instead.

Side note - although I fully support him, I will now never look at Obama without imagining him charging on a camel, wearing a turban, and swinging a sword in the air while shouting "Death to Israel!"

9 comments:

jGrrl said...

This made me think of you : *link*

Enemy of the Republic said...

I'm really afraid of Ralph Nader. I cross streets when I see him coming. I make sure I don't sit next to him on the bus. Whenever I see him on TV, I immediately have this stereotyped image of a liberal gone postal. I see Eddie Vedder's eyes singing Jeremy when Nader calls my name across the room. Can't Satan protect me from that crazy man? My vote was never for Obama, but it was AGAINST Nader. Thank Satan he lost!

Joe said...

That's too funny. Allow me to join you in wishing that I'd written it.

Of course, if you'd written it the postscript at the bottom would have likely included the words "bunny" and "anal"

Grant said...

jgrrl - what a great way to learn Engrish.

eotr - yes, Satan backed Obama and saved us all from Nader.

joe - of course my version would include anal sex with J-bunnies. I stick to the issues.

~Deb said...

"Ultraliberal socialist communist"....

I have to use that for my next blog post title.

Priceless!

tiff said...

OK - blorger swallowed my first comment like it was a sorority girl at her first kegger..

and it was a pretty good one, too.

tiff said...

Read it. One of his best. Dude hasn't lost it.

SJ said...

First deer now camel... you and your bestiality.

Grant said...

~deb - still waiting for your ultraliberal socialist communist post.

tiff - maybe it got mad because you called it "blorger".

tiff - I agree. Some of his best work has been post-retirement.

sj - don't forget that I'm partial to bunnies.