Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I Got Nothing

I was going to blog about the gas shortage in Atlanta and how I have no gas shortage in my apartment since I ate THE POTATO SALAD OF DOOM*, but then I realized I don't even care about those topics so you probably wouldn't either. Since my illness I have lost most of my creative impulses along with a fair bit of intelligence (really - I'm not nearly as alert as before), so I'm bored but I have nothing to say. Any suggestions?

In other exciting news, I changed my bloggy Navbar to silver because silver is pretty.

*Seriously - since the medical community pummeled my digestive system into remission, potato salad is my kryptonite, or would be if Superman really liked to eat kryptonite but discovered that it upset his stomach. I can handle mayo, mustard, and small doses of potatoes, but put them together and they kick my ass’s ass.

13 comments:

PBS said...

Potato Salad of Doom sounds awful, I'm NOT asking for that recipe! Wouldn't that be a "recipe for disaster" ha ha, except being sick isn't at all funny. Hope you feel better, soon.

metalmom said...

I was going to invite you to my house for dinner with an asian princess, but we are having Potato salad of Doom. I wouldn't want you to get sick again.

Crys said...

i remember being like that for quite some time after i was super ill. like, i couldn't think right. couldn't focus for very long. my brain seemed to be operating at a very surface or shallow level.

that of course went away, because look at me now, the most intelligent woman you've ever had the pleasure to meet

Tracy Lynn said...

I'll back my colon against yours any day, sissy. COLON CAGE DEATHMATCH!

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

You? Nothing to say? No diabolical plans for snatching j-bunnies and chaining them in your basement? No plot for taking over the world with your evilness?

Man...you really MUST be bored.

Monogram Queen said...

Wow now I know what to bring to the next blogger potluck - potato salad of doom! You know we are all over that like a cheap suit right?

Grant said...

pbs - actually, it was the potato salad from Publix. All potato salad affects me that way.

metalmom - invite me over so I can impress her with my ability to stay on the toilet.

crys - I notice the drugs have robbed you of your ability to use caps.

tracy - can we ever have one conversation that does not involve your colon?

pq - fortunately I can still sleep for hours at a time.

mq - throw in some fried chicken and my intestines will explode.

Joe said...

Gas is funny...

Erm, but not when you get it in the way you describe.

But now that you mention it, why didn't Lex Luthor ever just feed Superman kryptonite? Then he could have chained him to a bed with a raptor and...wait. I think you've already done that post.

tiff said...

Excellent - I can now blame my chronic inability to concentrate on my shildhood illness. Thanks Grant!

Tracy Lynn said...

No.

Tracy Lynn said...

No.

jGrrl said...

Ugh, I feel ya. I can eat potatoes but only done certain ways and something that doesn't hate me today will floor me tomorrow and its HELL!!!

I needed a smile today, even if it comes from just knowing that someone else's life sucks as bad as mine. I ♥ you for that!

Kerry said...

ROFLMAO!

I'm not a fan of potato salad... but you might have stumbled onto something there. We feed YOU the salad... aim your butt at the gas tank... and fill her up!