Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Important and Totally Valid Psychological Evaluation

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
And I even answered honestly about my current limited ability to jump. Top that, bitches!

Stolen from Sick Tracy.

17 comments:

Crys said...

that's dead sexy!

messiah said...

51 seconds... must be my lack of military training and any sort of survival skills....

SJ said...

57 seconds... it's a bad test.It's biased. It's stupid. *sniff*

Kira said...

1 min, 13 seconds. I suppose that's in part because I'd punch his raptor balls and use my ripped off arm to beat him with it.

Grant said...

crys - women are always impressed with my raptor fighting skills.

messiah - I was the best in my platoon at raptor defense techniques.

sj - it's fairly biased. Raptor attacks are up in the States.

kira - are you sure you wouldn't prefer to slam him into a locker?

tiff said...

1 min 13 sec here too.

Apparently I'm way more badass than I think I am. But not as badass as you, dang it.

NYD said...

Eight years, ten months, three weeks, some odd hours and counting.

You still want to hook up with a Japanese woman?

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

I survived for 57 seconds not that bad. Since I said I would cry like a sissy!!!!

Now I am going to have nightmares.

Joe said...

One minute 19 seconds here as well. Of course, you're pretty ill at the moment and still equaled my time, so I'm not proud of this at all.

Not in the slightest.

~Deb said...

41 seconds for me.


I'm a wimp.

Monogram Queen said...

Okay I couldn't top it - but dammit I was CLOSE!

Grant said...

tiff - my raptor battling skills are indeed impressive.

nyd - definitely. They're good for food and sex and I can feed her to the raptor if she displeases me.

ssc - booze cures nightmares.

joe - I've noticed we East Coasters tend to do better with raptor battles.

~deb - forget what I said about us East Coasters. I thought you NY'ers were made of tougher stuff. :p

mq - thanks for bringing our East Coast averages back up.

Enemy of the Republic said...

As usual, you contemplate things that never begin to enter my consciousness!

rubenh (thesocialreformer.com) said...

no way, too fast for me

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

This bitch can't top that...I lasted a whole 47 seconds.

And The PK is always calling me a meanie. See? I'm not so bad!

Grant said...

eotr - I'm a deep thinker.

rubenh - you just need practice. Start with rattlesnakes and work your way up.

pq - not bad for an over-the-hill woman wearing no underwear.

PBS said...

60 seconds, the quiz said. But really it would be closer to 2 seconds!