Sunday I planned to visit my beloved Chinese bunny at the Chinese food place I buy Chinese food so I could finally ask her name, a critical step in my plans to eventually marry and / or have sex with her. People who know me know that I fear approaching women more than being in combat, so if you don't know me let me just say that I fear approaching women more than being in combat (copy and paste rulz!). Despite my ravings about Asian hotties, I don't really care that she's Chinese. I care that she's nice to me and doesn't wear a wedding ring and is currently alive (my big three, although I'm flexible on one and three). The last time I saw her she asked where I had been, and when I told her about the surgery she advised me to drink a lot of milk. I expected to be told to drink tea, but her idea sounds sound. So, on advice of my waitress, I've been drinking milk (in between cups of tea). Anyway, after over-sleeping I exhausted myself doing housework and once again missed my opportunity to see her.
Monday I plan to finally see Hellboy II after work, then I'll pick up dinner and hopefully see C-bunny, although I only know for certain that she works on Sunday. In anticipation of our meeting I am planning my opening gambit, by which I mean pick-up line. Which of the following do you think will work best?
- In the name of Lord Wysterion of Planet Horgafloff, surrender your name immediately or prepare for disintegration, pitiful Earth female.
- You know my name, but I don't know yours. What is it?
- Look out behind you! *thud*
- (your line here)