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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Strange things are afoot
Over the last couple of weeks, stuff has been disappearing from my apartment - first a bottle of steak sauce, then the remote control to my fan, and now a shot glass. The only logical reason can be that my apartment walls are inhabited by a tiny race of thieving ninja monkeys.
Bastards. I wonder if mouse traps will solve the problem.