Thursday, April 17, 2008

Post 987: where we do something nice for Tracy

...despite the fact that she's only on post 691. Some guy offered her $5 for every person she could convince to take his meme. It's pathetic and normally I don't kowtow to total fucktard losers like that, but Tracy is in charge of the Seattle action and I need to keep her happy if I want to keep my J-bunny options open on the West coast. Despite the general awesomeness of Atlanta, we are suffering from a paucity of J-hotties. Anyway, here's the meme:

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

vl tcst ncln.

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.

This morning while having some hair of the dog (literally), I thought I poured the brew into my favorite mug but it was in fact the CURSED SIPPY-CUP FROM HELL!!! Then I masturbated a lot.

3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.

This is just stupid beyond belief. Tracy will have to live without this dollar.

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…


5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?

Slippery platypus to macaroni six - checkmate in the hot zone.

And that's another four dollars to Tracy's hair bleaching fund. Please take this moron's meme, post it on your site, and let one of us know that you like Tracy. If you don't participate we'll have to assume you hate her and then one of us will pop by to kill you a whole bunch shortly.


Patti said...

Okay you have got me WAY too confused to even begin to know how to help Tracy!

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Yeesh...I think I'll just send her a five dollar bill instead. It'd be a whole lot easier.

rennratt said...

Dude, as Tracy's friend, I've gotta tell you:

Calling it a 'hair bleaching fund' notes something entirely different than, say, a 'hairstyle fund'.

Just so you know.

Tracy Lynn said...


Enemy of the Republic said...

Dude, that's some good shit you are smoking.

グラント said...

patti - do the meme and you will earn her $5.

pq - she has a donate button on her blog, but we'd still like to see you do the meme.

rennratt - knowing Tracy as I do, I'm sure she won't nit-pick my word choice or seethe about anything.

tracy - I'm guessing it was my comment about masturbation that brought tears to your eyes.

enemy - people usually think that, but I've found I can never be creative if I'm on a substance heavier than Mountain Dew.

SSC said...

You are such a good friend!!!!