The Mob Nickname Generator.
Brought to you by Grant "The Butcher" and Dave "20 Eyes" Barry.
Warning - blog owner is old and cranky and if you leave a comment he will follow you back to your place and return comment which usually leads to drama and debate, so if your blog is particularly Jesus / kitty / kid-intensive, you may want to reconsider.
10 comments:
gah... i want a refund. surely my mob nickname can't be: Dreamboat
of course if i go with my nickname, it get's better.
nickname only: The Spaniard
nickname + last: Killer
I am "the Merciless"
YES!!!
I'm either Doug "The Heartbreaker" Murata, or Douglas "No Mercy" Murata.
I like 'em both!
THE GIMP???????????????????
Now go to my blog and clean the mess you made dammit!
I'm going postal today!
Losing all my Christianity!
Oh my god. I'm "The Waterboy." Does that make me Adam Sandler?
Cedar Teeth?!? Really?
Besides, I think that was already George Washington's nickname.
Alternatively, I'm known as "No Thumbs" likely in reference to my monkey-like inability to function.
I entered your name, Grant and it said, "Wacky Wassabe Wannabe".
Hmm.
This site really does know us!
*mwa*
"The Mortician" (yes, yes, alternative career choice, any friend of mine could tell you that.
Alternatively, using my nickname, the mob could refer to me as "Fancy Pants".
I think I may be giving off mixed vibes.
messiah - maybe you could modify it to "Call me Dreamboat and I'll eviscerate you".
metalmom - we all knew that. What's your mob nickname? :p
doug - maybe you could mix'n'match - "No Heart" or "Mercy Breaker".
~deb - yessss. Join the dark side. Feel your hatred flowing through you.
kira - yes, you are officially Adam Sandler. Try another version of your name or you won't be invited to join my mob.
joe - at least you can keep smiling and now worry about moths eating your teeth. That may explain why I have so many cavities.
gimp - I entered your name and it returned "Grant's Analsex Toy". Uncanny. :p
spider - maybe you could mix and match and become "The Fancy Mortician." Your specialty could be making corpses look natural and totally gay.
OMG OMG OMG
I am ... get ready...
"Fancy Pants". I love it!
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