Saturday, May 06, 2006

Hey, Fat and Stupid Americans

Take the portion size quiz.

14 comments:

Mel said...

Should read: Hey, Fat and Not-as-Stupid Rest Of World.

messiah said...

you're leaving out fat & stupid non-americans there boss...

and remember - kids portions are SMALLER than what they list. which may explain you're child's nickname of 'pudgemonster'

Enemy of the Republic said...

Took it--don't know shit. But who is going to admit that they are fat and stupid?

Grant said...

mel - I've travelled enough to realize that stupidity is a human condition not limited to a specific country or ethnicity. Not me, of course. I mean the rest of you. :p

messiah - as an American, I assume that everyone else in the world doesn't have to worry about portion control because you're all half-naked starving savages squatting in your mud huts picking lice out of each other's hair. :p

enemy - I can't imagine anybody would do such a thing. :p

Kira said...

I got 6 out of 10. I don't know if that just makes me a slightly ignorant and a little overweight American or what.

PBS said...

I got every single question correct!! Brag brag. All that dieting did get me something. Now, if all the dieting would just work...

Kerry said...

Hey! I didnt do too bad... I got about 1/2 right. lol

Seven said...

I'm stupid, but not fat. I am American. I don't understand the quiz.

patti_cake said...

How about just stupid american?

Grant said...

kira - I only got 7. The bit about the greens surprised me - I though it was one handful.

pbs - diets stink. You should try eating all Japanese food. It's very healthy and low in fat / calories, although it tends to be high in sodium.

kerry - good work. :)

rick - it's unpatriotic Americans like you that allowed those wiley Greeks to slip past us in the obesity race. :p

patti_cake - see my response to Rick's comment above.

Avitable said...

Ha - I didn't bother, because my cereal bowl could fit a human head in it.

If my pile of french fries is not higher than the burger they're next to, I have to complain.

I have to get two sodas from McDonald's since they pussed out and got rid of the "Super-Size".

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