Stolen from Joe

I’ve been too busy to post today, but Joe had a wonderful idea which he took from Okami, who may or may not be Asian and therefore I may or may not be in love with her. BTW, despite the fact that I included a link, you should not visit Joe’s site because he’s better looking and funnier than me and women who are possibly of Asian descent dig him and it’s only his low self-esteem that keeps me from not liking him. Especially don’t go there if you are an Asian woman, because I love you and could never bear to lose you. Nihon no usagi rulz!

Oh, yeah. What I meant to do was open the floor up for questions. Joe and Okami, in order to let their blogpals get to know them better, took personal questions in their comments sections. Okami mostly answered hers, however it remains to be seen whether or not Joe will really answer any questions or just sarcastically blow us all off. To that end, I left a serious question on his blog; we’ll see how it goes. Enough about Joe and Okami. If you want to know more about them, check their blogs. But not Joe’s, especially if you’re an Asian woman.

So, now it’s up to you to determine whether or not this post becomes a classic. Leave good questions and it may make the highlight reel. Ask stupid questions (and, yes, there are such things) and your name will go down in blogging history like the poor “agony of defeat” dude spinning off the ski ramp. There’s supposed to be some rules for doing this, but I don’t do rules so just ask whatever you want and I may answer, or I may not. There’s no telling what I’ll do. In fact, this entire post was a deliberate waste of everybody’s time, so feck off. Leave a question, or just leave. But don’t go to Joe’s site.