Monday, April 03, 2006

Stolen from Joe

I’ve been too busy to post today, but Joe had a wonderful idea which he took from Okami, who may or may not be Asian and therefore I may or may not be in love with her. BTW, despite the fact that I included a link, you should not visit Joe’s site because he’s better looking and funnier than me and women who are possibly of Asian descent dig him and it’s only his low self-esteem that keeps me from not liking him. Especially don’t go there if you are an Asian woman, because I love you and could never bear to lose you. Nihon no usagi rulz!

Oh, yeah. What I meant to do was open the floor up for questions. Joe and Okami, in order to let their blogpals get to know them better, took personal questions in their comments sections. Okami mostly answered hers, however it remains to be seen whether or not Joe will really answer any questions or just sarcastically blow us all off. To that end, I left a serious question on his blog; we’ll see how it goes. Enough about Joe and Okami. If you want to know more about them, check their blogs. But not Joe’s, especially if you’re an Asian woman.

So, now it’s up to you to determine whether or not this post becomes a classic. Leave good questions and it may make the highlight reel. Ask stupid questions (and, yes, there are such things) and your name will go down in blogging history like the poor “agony of defeat” dude spinning off the ski ramp. There’s supposed to be some rules for doing this, but I don’t do rules so just ask whatever you want and I may answer, or I may not. There’s no telling what I’ll do. In fact, this entire post was a deliberate waste of everybody’s time, so feck off. Leave a question, or just leave. But don’t go to Joe’s site.

18 comments:

Leesa said...

Joe blew me off with my question. He really did.

Tai said...

So...like, I can ask a question?

Grant said...

leesa - and me as well. Plus I just discovered he's taller than me. Of course, you ignored my blog comment this morning, so it looks like it's time for EVIL VOODOU CURSES FOR ALL! :p

tai - yes, you can. In fact, you just did. Next?

april said...

What do you consider to be your biggest accomplishment?

Kira said...

Since you seem to go to liberal commie schools, what's your educational background? And I'm not an Asian chick, so I can go to Joe's if I wanna!

Kerry said...

okay. I did not go look at Joe's site. I didnt click on any one of the 100 links you had and look at the monuments of Britney Spears fave sexual position.

I didnt do it... I promise!

fatty ~ said...

whats wrong with your brain?

will you hate me for asking that?

will you be my side-kick when i take over the world?

[hehe - you're asking for it...]

Blue said...

How old were you when you lost your virginity? How old was she? Where were you (car, her parents lounge etc)?

PBS said...

OK, my question:
What made you the man you are today?

Joe said...

Now you know that Leesa is misleading you with that first comment. She's too special to ever blow off.

Question:
How did you develop your fascination with all things Asian?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Besides ruling the world with your evil ass self and amassing a harem of beautiful Asian women to have and ravish at your beck and call, what do you feel is your calling in life?

pink said...

Okay here are my questions

Are you planning to go and live in Asia with all those Asian hotties?

When did you last have sex?

Was she Japanese?

Are you planning to write a book about your life ?

Okay i will stop asking now before i start getting too personal.

Leesa said...

grant: have you ever had a blogger stalker on your site? what would she have to do to really make you uncomfortable? I have access to silver crosses, Holy water, Donny Osmond albums.

Seven said...

Does Satan wear sunglasses?

Liz said...

Crap, I miss one day and I didn't get to ask a question :(

You may have said this, but how did you decide to go into the military?

Btw you are much braver than me. but I bet you knew that.

Grant said...

liz - the story is here.

messiah said...

i've been watching your posts on okami's, joe's, and deb's blogs - and then you appear on high desert diva's with a great comment on slowing down.

so... late, but i'm asking anyway: are you willing to share your secrets to work better, not harder? (i seem to get stuck with nightmare projects on short deadlines somehow. if you have any secrets about avoiding these i'd love them too).

Eternity said...

A question, a question. Hmm...

K.

Are you lonely?