Sunday, February 13, 2005

Writing Help

For y'all who want to be speaking of the English as good or gooder than I, try some of them thar quizzes posted below.

Are You Grammatically Incorrect?
How Well Can You Spell?
As Good As Your Word: A Vocabulary Quiz
Word Quiz: Evil Twins

And if those aren't enough to shatter your confidence, check out the e-mail I just received:

Bonjour, Jabari!

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"which it betook me?"
"it swelled him right."

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betook this male expert,
Britney SADLER.

Britney SADLER - poetic genius, or insane kangaroo pie tweezers from hell?

Wordy, out

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