Friday, July 16, 2004

Writing News

Basically none. I meant to write last night, but I was stopped by...aliens. Yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket. Aliens beamed into my work area and blocked my access to the keyboard. We fought for hours. Have you ever seen Enter the Dragon? It was just like that (I was Bruce Lee). In the end I summoned my life force and exiled them to the 37th dimension (one of the bad ones). But the damage was done. I had to enter my regeneration tank, complete with large screen TV and beer refrigerator, and was thus unable to spend any time writing. Tonight I’ll get some work done, although I don’t usually have much imagination on a Friday.

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