Monday, May 02, 2011

Boob Tea

Important note for Beltane - China is hiring busty virgins to pick tea to nestle in their bosoms to give it a more feminine quality. Qualified C-bunnies can apply directly to me.

8 comments:

Jay said...

Brilliant business model.

Joshua said...

I can't fill a C-cup, but I'll pick up some chicks and meet you by the Big Chicken.

Pearl said...

:-) @ Jay.

Pearl

PAMO said...

If I come across any C-bunnies, I'll send them your way. (Problem is... I'm not sure what a C-bunny looks like. Guess I need to click on your link.)

PAMO said...

OK- I just went to the link. I thought, why not?

NYD said...

Thanks for the card, bro...No Beltane parties goin on here, (had to Wiki that btw)but maybe I can convince some of the local bunnies to convert...

tiff said...

good to know. for my next life.

Fireblossom said...

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