Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Why Atlanta is way better than where you live

We have a circus with strippers, a pimp, and drug use.

Key passage: "There are ladies pretending to strip, men throwing money at her, then a pimp comes on the stage and the woman’s boyfriend sells her to him and the pimp slaps her when she refuses to cooperate. They’re pretending to smoke marijuana and sniff cocaine."

That's more interesting than any circus I've seen. Usually they just have tigers and elephants and scary stuff like clowns.

8 comments:

Jay said...

That's my kind of circus.

SJ said...

Let's pretend that they are pretending.

Maundering mutterer said...

Yes, but then she goes and gives her life to Christ. Who presumably slaps her and smokes all her crack.

April said...

I heard about this on the radio this morning. What really got me was that the guy they interviews who represents that circus didn't deny that they did that. He said that they're trying to send a message because at the end, they show that the prostitute found Jesus. Then all was good!

Moral of the Story: If you grow up to be a hooker, no worries! Jesus will save you! He might not be able to cure your HIV and herpes, but at least you'll be saved. Amen.

PBS said...

That sounds rather like the behind-the-scenes at a regular circus.

Ricardo said...

I can take you down the street and show you a circus where people do it for real if that sort of stuffl is your thing.

flutter said...

that is pretty much the only circus I would bother with

Grant said...

Jay - I'm buying season tickets.

SJ - I'll pretend you didn't suggest that.

Maundering mutterer - damn Jesus, cutting into my crack whore action again.

April - I was planning to leave before Jesus arrives and ruins the show. It's kind of like how Old Yeller is a happy film if you know when to eject the DVD.

PBS - I've got to hang out with circus folk more often.

Ricardo - crack and whores? Who WOULDN'T be into that? It's all win.

flutter - same here. Clowns are creepy.