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Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Quick Question
How far into the new year will I have to wait before I can legally taser anyone who wishes me a happy new year? 'Cause I was sick of it yesterday.
The "new year" is old. Time to start, in keeping with strict marketing/advertising rules, wishing people a Happy Valentines' Day or encourage them to enjoy the Saleabration over President's Day...
9 comments:
I'm thinking today is fine.
I ALREADY KNOW IT'S A NEW YEAR, DAMNIT!!!
Nocelery is right.
The "new year" is old. Time to start, in keeping with strict marketing/advertising rules, wishing people a Happy Valentines' Day or encourage them to enjoy the Saleabration over President's Day...
Pearl
HAPPY NEW YEAR, GRANT!
Nyahahahahaha!
Why one earth would you have to wait to taser anyone?
The waiting period is 3.8 days.
Happy New Year. May the New Year bring you prosperity, happiness, and God's blessings to you.
(You can't tase me over the internetz Bwahaha)
I'm with Tracy, you don't need to ask.
noceleryplease - I'm assuming your blog comment counts as legal advice, so I'm going for it.
Pearl - plus it's only 354 more shopping days until Christmas.
Maundering mutterer - zzzzt.
Tracy Lynn - in my part of the country it's considered rude. But apparently not in Tracyland.
Avitable - is the 1st inclusive? If so, I was good to go by yesterday evening.
SJ - zzzzt.
Captain Dumbass - should I ask before breaking out the flamethrower?
I say its only usable thru the 1st and then its OVER!!!
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