Thursday, November 11, 2010

Veteran's Day

If you're not currently under Iraqi occupation, you owe me big. Insert bj below:

If you are under Iraqi control, then sorry about that, dude. We'll invade and liberate you later.


If you encounter anyone who is a far right-winger, the type who displays Palin's book to use as a conversation piece (read: force a confrontation), the kind who thinks Bush heard the voice of god and Obama's actions dwarf Hitler's in terms of cruelty, then be sure to refer to Obama as "The Chocolate Jesus" in their presence.

This has been your socio-political suggestion of the day.


Pearl said...

Oh MAN did I need a bit of humor this morning!


(And yes - I got it here.)

Thank you.


SJ said...

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate? Or does that question make me racist?

(No such thing as yellow chocolate AFAIK)

Avitable said...

Praise to the chocolate Jesus for your sacrifice.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Ooooo! Can I have a chocolate Jesus for Easter? No, not our president, an actual chocolate Jesus. Gah...

Grant said...

Pearl - but this was a completely serious post. :p

SJ - actually we do have banana-flavored milk that's yellow. It's awesome. Better even than strawberry (red milk).

Avitable - you're worshiping the president now?

Coal Miner's Granddaughter - biting the head off chocolate Jesus may be a hell-worthy trespass, but I'll risk it if I can find a sugar-free one.

Maundering mutterer said...

Oh Grant! You're so socio-political!