Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Day 21 / Post 1402

Continuing with the 30 Days meme, in no particular order or at any set rate..

Day 21 → (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?

(phone rings in hospital room)
BFF (weakly): Hello?
Me: Yeah, bitch! See what happens when you fight with me? Fuckin' wrath of Almighty Satan down on your ass. Where's your messiah now? Boo-to the mutherfuckin'-yah, dude! Apologize now before He smites you again.

And then I send chocolates and flowers because I'm a nice guy.


Lady Tragic said...

Oh hell to the yeah! You're the bestest friend EVER!

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Jay said...

Nice call dude. Very sympathetic and thoughtful.

Captain Dumbass said...

I don't see any problem with that.

Maundering mutterer said...

Hee hee. Brilliant! I want to be your best friend!

Kira said...

Is the chocolate Godiva? Then I think it just made everything all right, for sure.

Avitable said...

You totally would send chocolates, too.

Robin said...

take that bitch, here's some chocolate.

Grant said...

Lady Tragic - I provide chocolate, so - duh! :p

Anonymous - I can't wait to click on all those links and I hope to be able to provide my bank account info to you soon.

Jay - I figure if any of my friends want to avoid that situation, they can either be nice to me or not wreck.

Captain Dumbass - it's a foolproof plan.

Maundering mutterer - if that's a "friends with benefits" offer, then you're hired! Side note - does that "friends with benefits" thing ever actually work?

Kira - I wouldn't dream of anything less than Godiva for my friend who is in the hospital because they were bad to me.

Avitable - or possibly mayo and stockings.

Robin - it seems like a fair trade.