Wednesday, November 17, 2010

30 Day Meme Continued

Today I answer a bunch of questions that don’t elicit a lengthy response from me. That leaves me with three more days in this meme, and then I either have to think of something creative or post more pictures of hot Asian women. I think we both know which is more likely.

Day 16 → Someone or something you definitely could live without.
Dairy. I’m not lactose intolerant or militant vegan, but I once ate nothing but Asian foods for thirty days and at the end discovered I had lost my craving for it. Bear in mind that I used to make an emergency trip to the grocer if I had less than three types of cheese in the larder.

Day 17 → A book you’ve read that changed your views on something.
The original Conan series by Robert E. Howard. For the first time, I liked fantasy as much as sci-fi. The nearly naked chicks on the covers didn’t hurt.

Day 18 → Your views on gay marriage.
As an American and noted humanitarian, I have no interest in your personal affairs unless you are an Asian lesbian who likes to dress up in bunny ears and Catholic schoolgirl outfits, in which case I want to watch. If all others would follow my example there would be no laws banning any marriages and there would be a lot more Asian girl-on-girl porn on the Internet. This win-win scenario is brought to you by the coalition for better living through indifference.

Day 22 → Something you wish you hadn’t done in your life.
Go to the closest hospital with an emergency room when I got sick. Remember that I did ask for a recommendation from a clinic affiliated with Northside hospital (a much better one than the one I found), but the doctors just said to go to the closest place. Healthcare is a lot like gassing up your car in that the only thing that matters is that the place you use is close and a penny cheaper.

Day 23 → Something you wish you had done in your life.

Ebi-chan. And her twin sister.

Day 30 → A letter to yourself, tell yourself EVERYTHING you love about yourself.
Dear self,
I admire your collection of photos of hot Asian women. You are always ready at a moment’s notice to whip one out and post it on the Internet. If only more people were like you there would be less crime, poverty, and starvation.
Sincerely,
Yourself

14 comments:

Jay said...

I'm proud of your hot Asian chick photo collection too.

tiff said...

Seconded.

SJ said...

thirded

Captain Dumbass said...

Fourthed

Pearl said...

Grant, ya spaz.

:-)

"This win-win scenario is brought to you by the coalition for better living through indifference."

If only we were all more like you.

Pearl

Maundering mutterer said...

Hmm, you're doing the meme thing most creatively! I'm in full accord with your letter to self.

Robin said...

You should talk to my husband, he's in denial about how much he loves the Asian bunnies.

Avitable said...

Who says "larder" anymore?

Grant said...

Jay - it is the culmination of my life's work.

tiff, SJ, and Captain Dumbass - you guys are weird. Don't ever change.

Pearl - I recommend that everyone be more like me.

Maundering mutterer - I decided not to do it in the usual manner after I re-read the questions and decided I disliked most of them.

Robin - all people who do not appreciate the awesomeness of bunny are just in denial.

Avitable - I'm bringing it back.

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