Friday, June 18, 2010

Better Living Through Bunny

From Realliveman - being Chinese in Japan can get you bunny-laid (link is safe for work). Let us all practice saying the following:

私は中国人です。 (watashi wa chuugoku-jin desu)

And in other good news, my local Target pharmacy added another cute and tiny Asian-American pharmacist. I approve of the way they embrace cultural diversity. Now if they would just get rid of all the white, black, and brown people, and that Asian guy, their service would be perfect.


Captain Dumbass said...

The world would be a better place if all apologies were like that.

Realliveman said...

Captain Dumbass, agreed, but only apologies from cute, hot, Asian chicks.

Jay said...

I demand an apology for Pearl Harbor from that chick.

Jay said...

And then an apology for the Japanese bombing the Aleutian Islands.

Whitemist said...

I think that there should be a world wide stampede for such gracious apologies!

metalmom said...

That meant nothing to me as I am not Chinese.

Grant said...

Captain Dumbass - I'm guessing you have so many children because the wife feels the need to apologize to you a lot.

Realliveman - my pharmacists apologized when they couldn't refill a prescription, but I didn't demand sex because it was really the insurance company's fault.

Jay - damn! Why didn't I think of that first? Oh, well, I guess Japan has enough bunny for the two of us.

Jay - and don't forget the balloon bombs, although they may be only worth a hand job.

Whitemist - I could certainly go for one.

metalmom - I know, and I forgive your lack of Asian.