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Thursday, April 01, 2010
Wrong on so many levels
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood is playing Christmas carols.
***UPDATE***
Now he switched to La Cucaracha. That's so much better, what with vending food to the tune of an ode to cockroaches.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it's that ice cream trucks are usually homes to for clown-themed serial killers, so perhaps they should be playing Rob Zombie or something?
6 comments:
If horror movies have taught me anything, it's that ice cream trucks are usually homes to for clown-themed serial killers, so perhaps they should be playing Rob Zombie or something?
I am going to agree with Gib.
Booth, the FBI agent on "Bones" has the right idea - shoot all ice cream truck speakers, particularly if they have clowns on top!
Gib - or, as Steven Wright suggested, Helter Skelter.
Robin - me too. Rob Zombie is like unto the awesome.
Whitemist - we should shoot them with a rocket launcher.
Yeah that is fucked up. And ice cream trucks are not what I think of around xmas time.
Ricardo - it's not xmas time, it just felt like it here through the first week of spring.
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