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Thanks to Jebus Bush's 2003 Protect Act, Americans are now safe from racy manga*. I, for one, feel much better knowing that Osama Bin Laden may still be out there and a lot of foreign nations hate us for no reason except that they envy our freedom, but at least the courts are locking people up for possessing images that the judges deem lacking in “serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.” I'd like to point out at this time that in no way do I have a game on my computer that allows the possibility of a romantic coupling between consenting teens, nor could I be interested in anything labeled "Do You Like Horny Bunnies?". To further show my support for former President Bush's wonderful "protection" acts, I think I'll campaign against trying to create a nanny state by making sure healthcare is only available to those who can afford it. I'm going out to picket with my "Hellthcare No! Jebus Yes!" sign right now. If xtian fundies have taught me anything, it's that Jesus was all about the hate. Note - the misspellings on the sign are so the others won't suspect I'm not one of the faithful.
*For you dumb rednecks, manga are the Japanese equivalent of comics / graphic novels, except that (as with animation) they're considered a more mainstream form of delivery and so have a wider range of topics, from stories involving women with big boobies to stories about women with super huge mutant boobies.
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5 comments:
So how tough did you say it was to to immigrate to Japan?
I think it's probably a good thing that Bush and the republicans protect us from impure things. Dirty comics, drinking, gambling. These are all things that make the Baby Jebus cry.
If you give yourself to baby Jebus then you don't need healthcare.
SJ - currently more difficult due to economic downturns. They don't need the cheap labor so they've been deporting illegals.
Jay - I read several articles over the years about how Bush tried to get all pornography outlawed, and even had the federal marshals cataloging Internet porn sites to that end. If only we could have elected him again he might have saved us all from ourselves.
Captain Dumbass - true, dat - only heathens, non-believers and Catholics get sick.
Way too much leeway to get locked up over nothing. I mean cartoon depictions of such things are not my cup of tea but it seems like they can decide at random over what they want to lock you up over. They are comic books. Sure they may not be in good taste but where is the real abuse? The real crime? What about films and books that depict such things that are produced here!?!?!?
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