Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Attention Xtians

This is the way to proselytize.

7 comments:

Jay said...

Mmmm .. I love Mormon Muffins. They're the sweetest, purest muffins around.

Captain Dumbass said...

I might be willing to listen if a Hot Muffin Mormon came to my door instead of the matching jacket guys.

Monogram Queen said...

Dude just when I think you can't possibly make some word combination to make me laugh - you go and do it.

Whitemist said...

This is fun and reminds me of the time the Jehovah's witness did a "flash" so I would listen, she did get my attention.

Grant said...

Jay - although I think I could do without the one with the guy surrounded by swords.

Captain Dumbass - we had Mormon women come to our house, but they were not so scantily clad which ruined the message.

Monogram Queen - was it "is the" or "the way" that did it?

Whitemist - Boobs for Jebus sounds like a great idea to me. I wouldn't even taze them.

Ricardo said...

Oh if only they were actually that naughty.

Grant said...

Ricardo - they're sexually repressed and unfamiliar with the effects of alcohol, so that should give you an angle of attack.