2) replace my dying computer with a new one by my birthday, which is May 15 (hint hint).
3) either replace my old car or save at least $10,000 by the end of next year, despite the added challenge of my employer canceling all paid time off (that's right - no vacation, sick leave, or holidays).
4) shart less.
Oh, wait. I just remembered that when I was in junior high, I vowed never to make a new year's resolution, and I've stuck to it all these years. Forget all that.