The good: she’s a sexy J-bunny and maybe she’ll sleep with me,
The bad: ...but then she’ll make me eat her vomit from a dog bowl…
The ugly: …before cutting off my feet.
Best line: “Deeper. Deeper.” (note – said in a cute, sing-song voice while pushing needles into her lover’s eyes and tongue)
She’s beautiful, but thin to the point where she looks cadaverous (something I doubt was a casting accident). She has a gentle soul, an artistic nature, and a touching background story which completely falls apart if you bother to check. She’ll torture you, but be very poetic about it. “Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.” Other women have played stalkers and psychopaths, but none have reached her level of creepy. Consider the way she sits slumped on the floor, seemingly inert, unable to function without the attention of the man warned to stay away from her, but when he finally gives in and calls she slowly comes to life beginning with a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes. It all begs the important question – does she cook, clean, and take it up the butt? Based on the amputated stump of a man living in a duffel bag in her apartment, #2 seems unlikely. But I’m still willing to date her.