Tuesday, April 21, 2009


Since I have nothing on my mind except the antibiotic-induced sharty hell I am enduring, I thought today I'd do something completely different and participate in the Weekly Word Challenge. The rules are simple:
  1. I assume they're simple. I didn't bother to look them up.

  2. I think that every week somebody picks some words and we're supposed to post pictures that demonstrate the concept.

  3. I'm guessing that this is supposed to open a hidden window into our soul, to show a side of ourselves previously unseen on our blogs. Sort of like a Rorschach test, but without the stupid inkblots.
Courtesy of Cynical Bastard, this week's words are Home and Door. I was hoping for something with a little more punch, like Blasphemy or Chainsaw Butchery or Giant Atomic Chickens™, but I guess it's best to ease into these things.

I want one of these at home:


Behind a locked door.


In my home behind the locked door of my walk-in closet, which has been soundproofed and reinforced with spiked bars and is now called the BunnyCage (patent pending).

I'll even eat those disgusting McDonald's McCrapwiches if it gets her hot. One order of the McGoma to go, please.


With a side order of J-bunnies.


Later posts will return to my normal topics.


Jay said...

LOL! Well, uh .. actually I only guest hosted this week. Normally Tink is the host.


And, actually it's supposed to be your own pics that you have taken.

But, if you want to substitute gorgeous Asian honeys, who am I to argue with you? ;-)

Great job dude!

Captain Dumbass said...

Somehow I don't think McWife would go for the McBunny Cage. Too bad.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

YOU always make me laugh Grant! Thank you.

Hit 40 said...

Wow - I like the bottom picture the best! Japanese soft porn is interesting.

Thank you for the birthday greeting! No fire drill today :-(

Whitemist said...

Sounds like you have been through the wringer!
Diabetes is no joke. Did they tell you steroids and derivatives will drive your blood sugar crazy?
Love te pics though, they might make me forget about things for a bit.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

I so thought you would say back door in your twisted humor. Or perhaps it is me who is twisted?

SJ said...

Mmmm burger!

Leesa said...

Sorry about the antibiotic-related illness. And I am not sure I could have taken those two words and made anything entertaining - thanks, Grant.

metalmom said...

LOL. I like this one.

GreenJello said...

WWC, Grant style. :)

Grant said...

jay - how do you know I didn't take those pictures?

cda - I'll trick her with a trail of sushi.

ssc - you're welcome.

hit 40 - that's actually the closing shot of a sunscreen commercial instead of porn.

whitemist - yes, bunny pics cure all.

ssc - no anal bunny sex because this is a family blog (specifically, the Manson family).

sj - yes, Ebi-chan always makes me think of hamburgers.

leesa - how can you not laugh at an illness that invokes the phrase "sharty doom"?

metalmom - now you know what I want for my birthday (and her twin sister).

greenjello - bunnies make everything better. Try it for your next Random Tuesday / Wordless Wednesday.

R said...

I'm sorry, were there WORDS with this post?

Grant said...

r - yes, but they're unimportant. I use them as frames for the bunny pics.