Saturday, February 28, 2009

Bloggy Awards

I’ll admit I don’t understand the concept of bloggers creating and handing out their own blogging awards. I know that narcissism makes the bloggysphere revolve, but it just seems silly to me. I’ve never heard of anyone approaching a celebrity with their own homemade reward. “For Fight Club, Mr. Pitt, I give you – the Gilded Booger!” Or as a means of reward for their real friends either. “Thanks for cleaning my gutters, repairing my roof, waxing my car, and baking me those cookies, Frida. I award you – the Ha Ha You Sucker statuette.”

But since I’m all about the mindless conformity, I’ve decided to get on board and begin handing out the Super Fun Wow Japanese Bunnygurl Grantichrist Award for Outstanding Effort and Achievement in the Field of Bloggy Excellence™. And the winner is – you. Congratulations! Post and / or link to the image below on your own blog. Do it now, or you’re a complete pussy and your hair smells funny.

Award Bunny!

I actually wanted to use the below image because it’s all kinds of awesome, but I couldn’t find a font color that looked good on the background.

Darth Vader plus Bunnies!

Next I plan to award President Obama the Saracen Sword of Change. I’ll approach him while galloping on a camel, swinging the award over my head and screaming “Praise Allah!”

21 comments:

tiff said...

Well now, I'm honored?

NYD said...

Hey! That's me in the Vader costume!

Adrianne said...
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Adrianne said...

Totally liked the second picture and I would have gladly posted that verses the one above. Only because of school shootings. Yes I am a pussy but my hair doesn't smell funny!

Unknown said...

Good you didn't choose that I am so not putting up any Star trek crap in my blog.

Anonymous said...

I am deeply honored. Or just deep. Or horny. I don't know but I like the violent bunny and she is going up...though I know you'd prefer her to go down. :)

Enemy of the Republic said...

Finally answered THAT QUESTION! I'm about to post it.

Unknown said...

Found you through enemy. WONDERFUL eye candy here. Thank you sir! Thank you!

Monogram Queen said...

Oh yes I would pay to see THAT!!! Bwaaaa haaaa you are crazy dude! Funny but crazy!

Anonymous said...

That is so cute that I have added it to my sidebar.

Grant said...

tiff - congratulations on your win!

nyd - I thought he looked familiar. Did you use any cool SW pickup lines? "May the force be with you...deep in you."

ssc - our schools would be safer if we had more heavily armed J-bunnies to protect the others.

sj - that's Star Wars, not Star Trek. You're going to smoke a turd in geeky purgatory for that one.

mm - I'd like to hire her as my personal bodyguard / sexsistant.

eotr - FAIL! Try again. Let me know if you have a shortage of bunny pics and I'll give you some of mine.

ricardo - you're welcome. We guarantee a new bunny pic every Friday here.

mq - how much would you pay? I owe the medical community big time.

sam - bunnies enhance every sidebar.

Leesa said...

The worse thing I ever did was try and make a blogging award. It was a complete disaster. And when I asked a site to review my blog, they went on and on about me having some sort of blog award. I forget what the site was, something like bitches who want to bitch about blogs. I could be off the mark about the name of the blog, but I completely agree with you. I prefer my awards that accompany a 1099-Misc for tax purposes.

Anonymous said...

I'm about as straight as they come, but that's kinda hot. I'm going to TRY to lift it and put it in my sidebar -- HOWEVER. Wordpress is horrendously horrific about what will or won't go into their sidebars. Add in my total lack of html skillz and, well, you've got a low chance of it actually making it onto my page. It is, however, in my heart. :) Thanks for the birthday wishes.

Joe said...

I'm so honored. I'd like to thank...

Hey, wait a minute. How many of these have you given out?

By the way, the original caption on that last pic read "I'll give you 35,000 credits if you'll just get Grant to stop calling me."

Captain Dumbass said...

Fuck me, that is the best award EVER! I'm putting that up right now.

PS. I'd love to randomly post pics of hot Asian girls but my Asian wife would have my white ass in a hurry.

NWJR said...

It's times like this that I'm sad I suspended blogging.

Grant said...

leesa - anyone who really appreciates us should send cash.

wordnerd - hippy bortday again.

joe - although the bunnies may say that, I'm pretty sure Vader's my boy. He's been my hero since I was seven (seriously).

cda - you could always post pictures of your wife. Or models like Yuri Ebihara, but include the caption "not as hot as my wife".

nwjr - your award awaits you should you resume blogging.

Kathy B! said...

I hate awards. But I'm afraid not to post them for fear of offending people. How pitiful am?! Some day I'll grow a backbone.

Unknown said...

Aw Heck! I thought you were going to send me a bunny. But thanks, I am honor that thou who does not believe in blog awards has awarded me with such a prestigious award! Keep on keeping on!

Me said...

grant,

You're absolutely hilarious. don't be offended though if I don't announce your graciousness to one and all.

I don't really get the whole blogging award bit either. I'm all about conformity (to a point) too though, so I'm trying to learn.

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