But to me the true meaning of Xmas is that I can't have pizza. Look, I'll take a day off for any reason, even to honor the zombie Jebus, but it's pointless if all those who serve me also get the day off. I really wanted a pizza, but I had to survive off leftover Chinese food. Next year we should take turns. The pizza place gets off xmas eve when I have to work, then they go back on duty when I'm stricken from the office.
In other holiday news, I just received my first reduced paycheck! Coupled with a missing day due to my illness! The festivities just never stop.
Still tweaking my template. If anyone has a suggestion other than "you need to find Jesus" (note - I saw him in the Home Depot last year), leave a comment. I'll close now with another picture of Ebi-chan.
10 comments:
Bummer to get a pay cut for Christmas. Weird, but I was in the mood for one of those cheap $5 pizzas yesterday. Settled for a veggiburger cooked in spaghetti sauce, which actually tasted much better than it sounds! Or maybe I was just really hungry.
No, not the Mickey-D's poster!!!!
I saw rtat thing every freakin day and her tv commercial as well. You may not love Jesus but Ebi-chan is the Antichrist!
It's on it's way...Samurai sodomy IV
I don't think she eats that stuff...
Jesus needs to find you.
Thy meme is done oh evil one.
Filet-O-Ebi, nice. I'm fuckin' done with Christmas. I'm stuck in my goddamned house because I've got 6 feet of slushy ice on my front street and I don't own a monster truck. Fuck snow.
My pizza is hot and yummy. Mmmm.....wanna bite? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why must you be so bitter? Oh right, because it amuses me.
pbs - veggiburgers sound evil. And not in the good way.
nyd - mmm...I loves me some Antichrist.
kira - I don't think we'd want to see models who are serious fast food eaters.
sj - he can comment on my blog if he wants.
sj - good answers too.
cda - according to all the songs, snow is cute and we all desire it for xmas. I'll trade you for some of our rain and mud.
mm - I just had Thai food so I'm over my heathen craving for your fecking Western foods.
tracy - I'm not bitter. The world is just wrong.
Although i'm sort of feeling the post-holiday blues i'll be kinda glad when January 5th rolls around and some semblance of normalcy returns!
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