Saturday, November 22, 2008

Free Dr. Pepper for All Americans

Although they've been trying to keep it quiet, in March Dr. Pepper announced that they would give every American a free Dr. Pepper if Guns 'n' Roses ever released their album Chinese Democracy in 2008. It seemed like a fair bet since the album has been in production for 17 years and the odds of it being released this year were on par with being struck twice by lightening while winning the lottery. The album is due to be released tomorrow, and DP has decided to honor their offer, although they are being a tad churlish. For 24 hours only, on November 23 you can go to http://www.drpepper.com/ and register for a free 20 oz Dr. Pepper. A coupon should arrive within 4-6 weeks.

Non-Americans can go suck it.

8 comments:

Enemy of the Republic said...

They can keep that miserable soft drink, but hell yeah to Axl! About time! I'm still a fan even if he's a crazy loon and the record is supposed to be dynamite!

NYD said...

I'm coming back home just to get me a free coupon.

paul said...

Given the time frame it has taken to release the album, I vote it should be renamed as Vista.

Anonymous said...

Screw you, I wanted barq's anyway.

Grant said...

eotr - I had basically forgotten GnR ever existed.

nyd - too late, it's already Monday. Dr. Pepper doesn't work on your heathen time.

messiah - does this mean you'll have to reboot the CD frequently?

jgrrl - no Barq's for you! I only drink real beer anyway.

Anonymous said...

I listened to the whole GnR album - you're not missing a thing.

Monogram Queen said...

I drink Diet Dr. P

Real Live Lesbian said...

Dammit. I missed it.