Thursday, May 04, 2006

National Day of Prayer

Today is the American National Day of Prayer, a day when congress asks members of all faiths (except non-believers, who can just feck off) to pray for stuff on the first Thursday of May. I'm praying for an end to organized religion, plus the violent, gory deaths of everybody I hate. What can I say? I'm just a spiritual kind of dude.

Tip - Vomitgod.

13 comments:

patti_cake said...

Hmmmm I think i'll just keep it simple and pray to win a couple million in the lottery.

hellbunny said...

Well if different religions are all going to pray for different things how is God going to choose.How's he going to stay neutral on that one !!!!!!!

Angie said...

Did you read the Wiki article? "Our Founding Fathers did not mean for our government to be separated from our God" AAAAGGGHHH!

Secondly, because I can...not because I have been told to by Congress...I'll be praying that the person who stated the above quote instanteously combusts.

SJ said...

I am non-american and for the most part non-believer. I'll however pray that your enemies die violent and gory deaths. How about we give God a heads-up?

Tracy Lynn said...

I'll just pray the same prayer I always do-that morons will be unable to breed.

Enemy of the Republic said...

What about the other 364 days? What a stupid day! Anyway, I hope my enemies are praying for me, because I'm taking today off--National Do-Good Anything is an excuse to be bad--I'm such a tepid rebel.

Grant said...

patti_cake - let me know if that works, because I will love and want to marry you.

hellbunny - since America hasn't been reduced to a cinder by a bolt from the blue, it's safe to assume He's not listening to the muslim extremists.

angie - I'll throw a Voodou whammy on him as well, so somebody's religion is bound to get him.

sj - which God, and if He's so bloody omnipotent, why does he need our warning? :p

tracy - it's not working so far. Instead of concluding with "amen" may I recommend a sharp kick to the testicles?

enemy - according to Federal law, we're supposed to drink, gamble, and worship Satan the rest of the year.

Kerry said...

Is there an official "National Day of xyz" list? I never hear about such things... and you always know about them.

fatty ~ said...

I pray people would wake up and blow out their inflated egos...

Libélula said...

Hey, I pray for an end to organized Religion all the time too!!!

SJ said...

ooops I meant headstart... my idea was to start the killing ourselves, you know there's this old adage "God Helps Those Who Help Themselves".

The Stiltwalker said...

shit I'm praying for some Chanel sunglasses and some louis vuitton luggage myself.

Grant said...

kerry - I use American Greetings for those silly cards I send out, but the rest I pick up from other bloggers.

fatty - in other words, you're hoping America becomes more Australian? We'll try, although you can keep your poisonous snakes.

libelula - yes! Down with Catholicism!

sj - be careful by advocating we start killing ourselves. Some people might take that as a suggestion to commit suicide. Of course, we'll be better off without them.

stiltwalker - that's the xtian spirit. Don't waste your prayers on that end to hunger and world peace crap. :p