Congratulations on being a girl. It's International Woman's Day!
So, by way of celebration, which of you cute little cupcakes would like to cook me a nice meal and give me a blowjob?
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11 comments:
hey babe - last night was great...
sorry, eww relationships - are you kidding? jerk!
just... dont call me.
Cooking? No way!
You can eat me and I won't use your ears as handle bars directing you where to go and we can call it even.
I can make a mean lasagna, but my blowjob mojo is off since this bell's palsy thing has been going on. Will you take a raincheck?
i can't cook so you'll just have to make do with the bj.
all - so, between the six of you that's one bj and one lasagna. Not a bad ratio.
and a rain check, don't forget the rain check.
Aww shucks, I missed the day. Darn.
Awwww, Grant, you're so cute when you're a Neanderthal. :)
Hm. I missed this post somehow. I wonder if that's a sign?
That depends, do I have to spit? I don't like to spit.
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