Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Best Mondegreen Ever

From Snopes:

"Joy to the world!
The Lord has gum.
Let earth receive her king."

Jebus has gum? This changes my whole outlook on religion. "Who wants Trident? And eternal bliss?"

4 comments:

Valkyrie said...

Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Tis the Season to be Grouchy
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Don we now our Gray Apparel
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Grant, please kill my landlady Carol
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I KNOW you must've heard this one...

Deck the halls with gasoline....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Strike a match and watch them gleem.....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Watch the school go down in ashes...fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Aren't you glad you play with matches....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!

Libélula said...

I found the best remake of a Christmas Classis: "Who put the dick in the Snowman?"

circe said...

Wow, this is good to know as I'm getting low on bubblegum. (I do hope he has some of that kind; I'll take cherry :) )