From Snopes:
"Joy to the world!
The Lord has gum.
Let earth receive her king."
Jebus has gum? This changes my whole outlook on religion. "Who wants Trident? And eternal bliss?"
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Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy
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Tis the Season to be Grouchy
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Don we now our Gray Apparel
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Grant, please kill my landlady Carol
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I KNOW you must've heard this one...
Deck the halls with gasoline....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Strike a match and watch them gleem.....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Watch the school go down in ashes...fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Aren't you glad you play with matches....fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
I found the best remake of a Christmas Classis: "Who put the dick in the Snowman?"
Wow, this is good to know as I'm getting low on bubblegum. (I do hope he has some of that kind; I'll take cherry :) )
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