Thursday, March 17, 2005

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Today is that most important xtian holiday commemorating the day that Patrick (Patty to his homies), after being crucified for our sins, rose from the dead wearing something green and bought his helper elves a round of drinks, all except for Judas who was a real twit and inconveniently dead to boot.

In honor of this auspicious occasion, Gateway and FedEx have managed to deliver my new Gmax 2100 speakers to my door. They sound a little better than my old speakers, but since they are still connected to the same worn out sound card, they won't sound really good until the actual computer arrives. Let's all say a prayer to the FedEx gods and drink a frosty brew in their name.

Holier than thou, out

4 comments:

Sask 1 said...

Green beers all round
June

VomitGod said...

I can’t believe that you have been able to completely surmise the true meaning on St. Patrick’s Day in just two short paragraphs! Grant, you’re my hero!

Weary Hag said...

The bit that confuses me the most about St Patrick is ... when exactly does he leave the tomb and chase after the colored eggs while handing out chocolate to all the kiddies.
Move over, Grant. Apparently we're both going to burn in hell.

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